From the 20s, an ad detailing the eternal story. Well, the story of a culture with certain body-style archetypes, anyway. Here the grumpy tub is consoled by her willowy yet oddly mannish friend. "Why don't you get thin then?" It's just so simple! Panel 2: Note that she's taking full responsibility here; note also that her head appears to have cracked like an eggshell. Sadly she watches her thin friend go off to do that thing thin people call "sex." Why her friend doesn't just nailgun her on the spot and end this pathetic life is a mystery -

Panel 3: Within mere weeks handsome men with oiled hair will be smelling YOUR eyeballs! And all you have to do is drink JAD, and make two small changes in diet:

1. Eat nothing

2. Throw it all up