Of course he's an immigrant - with a name like that, you think he was born here? But cut them a break; this is your basic melting-pot story, with a nod to the truth that the Slzechinskis still have roots in the Old Country.

You wouldn't guess there was a Depression on from these ads, but that's the case with most of them. Commodities are still in abundance! Yes, because demand is down 72%.