Relations sparing no expense'll buy some useless old utinsel / or a matching pen and pencil! Just the thing I need, how nice:

 


 
 
 

WASP stood for "William A. Sheaffer Pen." It was a division of Shaeffer, but as you can tell it didn't boast the fact. The ad does mention Skrip ink, though; that was a Sheaffer product. Smart people could make the connection.

The second sentence in the body copy could be clearer, perhaps.

Choose FLEA TransOgromifer, or Spacial Emptiness, for largeness, writing easy see-how, duplicate writing, not breaking, modern design, "insubstantial" grip in finger-parts, "brakeless" action on pulp . . . Easify your donation!