Whoa! It’s a Givney Flip in real life. Someone must have told him a really bad joke whose utter lack of hilarity threw him backwards against his will; in a second or two there will be five-pointed stars floating over his head. Or perhaps a bird.

Took them a while to figure out that five-leg rocker chairs were a bit more stable than the old four-leg models, eh? We can only deduce that industrial saboteurs in Hitler’s pay crept into the plants and stole the plans for the five-leg prototype, thereby assuring a steady rate of incapacitating concussions to demoralize the home front.

“Who’d ever expect this? But why not?”