Another in Saxon-illustrated grease-pencil cartoon that advised you to fly with American because the stews.
Alice remembered "that you liked your coffee with saccharin," because A) it was the Sixties, and B) flights were so infrequent that a flight attendent might recognize the usual characters on the Friday afternoon flight.
So what happened to Alice? Read the ad. But hey, don't despair: maybe you could marry "that little Miss Whoozis."