No, dear, Santa won't slide down and fall off! He has special . . . boots.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

But you just fell -

I didn't have the boots. Would you call Mommy, honey?

Why don't you go in the house and call her?

Daddy can't walk, honey.

Did you get all the lights up Daddy?

As many as we'll have this year. Please. Please get Mommy.