It’s a column night, so I’ll be brief.


(Sorry. Busy. But I am not as busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest, because such a fellow would have been eliminated in the first round, and spent the rest of the day sitting in a folding chair, looking at the program, folding it and refolding it, and occasionally shouting YEAH! to give himself the illusion that he was still a part of the ass-kicking community.)

(Even the matchbook is weak.)

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