Jasper's favorite spot - atop the register, looking down the hill to his territory. This look says it all: I spend the whole day watching for DANGER, and what thanks do I get? Be quiet, dog. Stop barking, puppy. Jasper, hush. If it wasn't for me, you'd never know the mailman had come here AGAIN. Yet you're the boss. Go figure. I know, I know, that's the way it is, but still: go figure. Sir.

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