The nearby lake, a few days ago. I guarantee you that the colors are different and the leaves are fewer: an industrious wind has scoured the weak.
Last Monday I showed you a detail from a movie called Sea Level 2. Leave us examine the entire box.
Looks Nemoesque, of course. All the archetypes. The Eel gang at the bottom. The cranky old octopus who probably has a good heart, once you get to know him! The plucky Dolphin and the plucky Girl Dolphin. In the back, the half-rendered Obligatory Shark.
What did the original look like?
Family approved by an unfamiliar logo! The Obligatory Shark had lots of teeth, the turtle is a bit more prominent. It seems rather shark-centric.
This led me on a quest to see if there were another DVD-only kids movies that ripped the holy smokin’ hell out of Nemo. Well:
That’s rather blatant. IMDB synop:
When a mysterious black goop reaches his idyllic undersea town, a brave and selfless parrot fish must cross the ocean to find its source and fix it before his coral reef is destroyed.
Somehow I think Mankind is to blame.
In the “smaller budget” department:
Just ghastly. IMDB:
After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already has the unwanted affections of a bully shark. He must follow his destiny to save her and rid the Reef of this menace for good.
The movie is also known as “The Reef.” The reviews hover around one star. Out of ten.
But that didn’t stop them!
The Obligatory Shark seems to have RADICAL HAIR now; he must be comic relief. Everyone seems to be having fun except our hero, who was stopped in mid-laugh by a sudden image of his own imminent death.
Review: “The movie is too long and when I was watching it, I stopped watching it in the middle of the movie, So did my son.”
Let's see, what else is there OH MY - GOD
GOOD LORD GOOD LORD
A constantly picked-on aquarium fish escapes her yacht home, unaware of the dangers that await her in the open ocean. With the help of other misfit sea creatures, she learns not only how to brave the perils of the deep, but how to be true to herself. She also finds Nemo.
“Hello, Izzy Entertainment, how may I direct your call? Legal department? One moment.”
Review: “Amazing plot, amazing characters, it was made by an amazing company and amazing animation.” Uh huh, totally not from someone connected with the movie.
Another: “If this movie has not asked for copyright, then good god burn all the copies of this movie in hell. This is a very unoriginal movie, its a complete waste of your time, and shows how insensitive humanity can be.”
What WW1 suggested, “Izzy’s Way Home” confirms!
This box is misleading:
It’s animated, not computer-animated. Also bad.
When little fish Kevin is swept up in a net and taken from his home in the vast oceans to the small glass fish tank of a restaurant, he must find a way to escape and make his way back home.
Can't imagine how that turns out, or whether they learn things along the way. Finally:
The bottom of the picture tells you we’re in a Wall-E crossover.
In 2100, when humanity has abandoned the earth, a colony of extravagant creatures still thrives in the deepest abyss of the ocean. Deep, an adventurous "dumbo" octopus and the last one of his kind lives there with his two unconditional friends: Evo, a nerdy and clumsy angler fish, and Alice, a neurotic deep-sea shrimp. When an accident destroys their home, the guardian of the abyss, The Kraken, will send Deep and his friends on a perilous journey to find a new home. In their mission, they will be joined by Maura -a voracious moray eel- and together they will travel to amazing places like the submerged city of New York, the Titanic or the Arctic, facing formidable enemies and hilarious situations. Will they be able to bring the oceans back to their former glory?
Yeah no doubt everyone stood up and cheered
This film makes a mockery of what looks like the titanic's sunken Ship, complete with grand staircase and dead bodies, not suitable for children, I cannot wrote a review further as from there I turned it off. Highly disrespectful and infuriating. Once deep has trapped his entire colony in a lava pit he seems completely unfazed and continues to laugh and take his sweet time. Boring
I'm sure there are ten more.