You jackass

No one else can use the machine today

Does the janitor have to clean it all up and put it in buckets and send it to you? Or is this just some wacky tableau you staged to impress us? What was your "smallest bill"? Certainly not a $1000 or $500, since those were out of circulation, and it's unlikely the machine would have recognized them. It was probably a $100 bill - which, again, the machine would probably not accept for any number of reasons. If it did, and it kicked out 400 quarters, the total volume would not come up to your sternum.

Also, you never leave the pampered realm of the Rich compound, so you're probably in the basement of your own house. I don't know what you're trying to prove here.