Gabby has been hanging around hot-sheet motels again, it seems.

TEEN-AGE LAUGH RIOT, eh. This hails from the early-mid period of the Teen Craze, that regrettable development in American culture that carved out a heretofore unremarkable stage in a citizen’s life and made it a special culture whose concerns and imperatives would swamp the adult world, eventually, until we all existed in state of perpetual adolescence.

At least they still wore suits and ties, but that would change soon enough.

LOUDER AND FUNNIER! Because kids had complained that the earlier versions of Gabby were too quiet and, uh, what's the word? Lachrymose.