Ah crap, it's the Laxies

The genial Authority Figure anoints Billy as the winner of the quiz! Of course, the final question was “what bodily function, when suspended for a fortnight then resumed, feels and sounds like the shuddering thunder of a freight train?” The other kids promptly demand an order of Rah, unaware that a small capering laxative-oriented sprite is clicking his heels in the traditional Irish fashion.

Happy’s son, Lucky, would later go to work for a major breakfast cereal concern.