Parties make for better citizens! People who do not have parties turn into COMMUNISTS because they think the "Communist Party" sounds like an honest, wholesome mixer with "ice-breakers" and other "thoroughly planned somethings." Planned, yes - five years in advance!

That's a lot of text from Miss King - who, alas, was always too busy setting up and hosting parties, and hence never had time to mix and find a man. Perhaps she never needed one. She's content to help with parties and make odd, irrelevent references to donuts.