All pretense about enhancing a party with donuts has been dropped, and the paradigm reversed: now any example of human interaction can be classifed as a Party! if there are donuts involved.

I present: DONUTS AS CEREAL. Something cold and cramped must have befallen the human spirit, that we never consider such things today.

Note: this book was produced by the Donut Makers of America. Explains the cover, doesn't it. Donuts! A necessary part of mating rituals, and hence indispensible for the maintenance of the species!