Personally, I would have put the Bathroom remodeling story in something other than the “yellow section,” but that’s just me. Bask! Wonder at the glory! Glory at the wonder of the Modern Entertainment Wall. It’s the wall that entertains. You can build it yourself, but first you’ll need a bare floor that makes the sound echo around like birdshot in a barrel and a model whose hairstyle was achieved by jamming a coffee can over her curly tresses and soaking it with acrylic fixative. Chisel off when hard.

But we’re getting away from the topic – the Modern Entertainment Wall of glorious wonder! Details follow.