There’s a section on computers that fails completely to tell you what a computer is, or what it can do, aside from use its mind-control rays to MAKE YOU THINK it is a typewriter.

This doesn’t look like a computer. It looks like a dishwasher stuck in a wall, with a Burroughs Hand-Crimper mounted on top. Put your hand in the slot. Hand is compressed by two mechanical plates. Ta-da! In the old days you’d have to work on a farm to get that sort of crippling injury, but nowadays we can do it inside in our climate-controlled, modern school houses. Now go learn to type with your feet.