Let's go look at stuff, kids. Kids? Hello? Oh, I'm sure it's much more fun than the brochure lets on

Translation: it's #17.

Tell me: is one of these top attractions Harold Warp's Pioneer Village, or is it at Harold Warp's Pioneer Village?
What does? Whatever preserves yesterday for tomorrow, it's at Harold Warp's Pioneer Village.
Small brochure recreates Onion headline, area man says
Whether the Times regarded this as a good thing, we can only guess.
Driggs says it? End of argument! Load up the car, kids - let's go!