Beans, beans, the rational, materialistic fruit

The more you eat the more you toot

The more you toot the higher you fly

So let us strive to produce glorious bounty of bean through the pioneering agricultural achievements discovered through the application of scientific Bolshevism, comrades, and undergo a rigorous program of self-criticism that identifies backward thought and purges it relentlessly as all counterrevolutionary manifestations must be purged, so that the proletariat need never wonder who tooted, but know instinctively that he, and thus the nation, have tooted, are tooting now, and will gloriously toot so that the dictatorship of the proletariat will never die!

(curtain)

(purge director)