The words "Mottled Plastic" and "Simulated Marble" are not often found together, let alone referring to the same product. But here they are, in the innovation of the ages. It's a reminder that "plastic" was once a sign of the future, not a synonym for cheapness and falsehoods.

Has anyone ever had trouble finding a keyhole in the dark? Hmm, here's this knob; experience tells me there should be a keyhole below, but who knows what sort of non-standard portal interface this might be?