Another example of the golden era of live creatures sent through the mail at great peril. One overzealous hand-cancel, and forget it.
"Chameleons are real fun. They love to perform."
This is not true.
"You'll laugh with delight as they run wit delicate balance along the tight rope," where you've placed them and given them no option but to flee while you sing Dee dee deedle deedled deet deet dee dee wth maniacal glee.