"Details and Authenticity You'd Expect in Glue Goether Models!" it says, omitting the words "Are Not To Be Found In These Items."

Absolutely no sense of accomplishment with these things. Gluing wasn't easy, and if you smeared it on the side of the model the result was ugly, and let everyone knew you were bad at this. But the Snap-Together style says you just gave up, and you knew it.