Okay, who wouldn't want this one? It has a real performing chameleon, sent LIVE so it can run in panic from the fargin' FREE LIVE MONKEY you also got.

The chameleon "will walk a tight rope." Sure. If you poke him. He'll fall half the time, over and over again, but he won't care - they're impervious to injury! Then one day he's gone. Or stiff. Learn about death! Only a dollar!