Gambles was a local chain around these parts; also known as Gambles-Skogmo, one of the greatest names in retail. Well, one of the greatest to say with relish, that is. SKOGMO!

Look at all you get, kids - a Foam Rubber “Persons” saddle! Whatever that is. “Delta” headlight, so named because it’s . . . it’s . . . hey, a Persons saddle! And you get Flamboyant Paint with a genuine Stimsonite reflector. But there’s more! Act now and you’ll get deluxe finger grips. And by “deluxe” we mean they’re guaranteed to get looser and looser as the motion of your hands inevitably twists them around, until one day they just pop off, and even though they go back they’re never quite the same.