Here we realize that Bazooka Joe was thiiis close to being named "Blowhard." And here we also realize, with regret, that the gum's no longer known as the "Atom Bubble Gum." Whatever that meant. All bubble-gum contains atoms. Remarkable the FTC didn't get on their case for that one.

If they gave away a thousand pair, I'm thinking they may not have been the most expensive roller skates on the market - even with Military Buckles and "Get-Away Type Wheels," which sounds like the "Chocolaty" of wheel types. You may not be able to use them to get away, but they're get-away types.