Thor’s going on in his usual style; I guess he talks like this even when he’s alone. It’s important to his self-image to say that Mjolner is mystic as well as assert the fact that it is, indeed, a hammer.

He interrupts John Saxon, who’s putting that fewer-exclamation-marks policy to the test here. If ever someone’s speech called for exclamation points, it’s this guy! They laughed at him! He’s out for revenge! Does it really make sense, though, that he should seek revenge at this point? He's successfully demonstrated his ability ot control the weather - that's a ticket to billionaire status, right there, with contracts and patents as far as the eye can see. But no, he ruins the weather becuse THEY LAUGHED. Touchy.

The only thing that coudl foil him now would be a supergod with a magic hammer flying into his lab and distracting him with filling. Creamed filling. Creamed filling studded with asterisks:

What sort of dessert-related justice does Mighty Thor, God of Storm and Lightning, and his Mystic Hammer and Spiritual Screwdriver and Mythical Tape Measure have in mind?

While thou dost, and so on. From the expression of the mad scientist, those Alice B. Toklas-style Twinkies. The entire ad seems to say that Thor’s power could be overridden by science and technology, but this was never brought up again. There is no debate in the comics world over the canonicity of advertising; these are not regarded as episodes that affect the overall storyline. Except for the ad where the Black Widow says she loves her fans. That is so totally true.