Hey hey hey, it's Diiiiabeetese.

   

The wise and serene face of Albert imparts a certain truth: Kids will run en masse to your garage when you have silent films of morbidly obese licensed characters! Yes, slender, properly-nourished Caucasian children will enjoy great mirth observing the motion of adipose fat on an “ethnic” peer whose young heart has the same hopes and dreams, but is taxed beyond measure by the simple act of standing erect.

You provide the garage, and we’ll provide the fun! You will also provide the soundtrack. The tell-tale dialogue-balloon point goes to the little girl. “Hey-hey-hey, it’s Fat Albert” is in a yellow hard-edged balloon, which would indicate it’s coming from the soundtrack, but that probably wouldn’t hold up in court.