Hey, it’s Joe Bonomo! Look at him! He made a portable shelf out of arms and man-tits! Awesome! Wait, isn't bonomo a kind of monkey? Don’t they make Turkish Taffy?

Well, no. This is a different Joe. Looks like he cracked heads for the Outfit before going into the Boy-Oh-Boy racket. Buy his course, and you’ll be like the guy is in the pink boxes. You’ll be able to lift weights! Kick the crap out of mooks who are already down! Throw men off rooftops! Run after guys who welshed on their debt and shoot them! Salute with such speed and strength you sever your own scalp!