Heh, heh, heh - I'll make them stay up all night and not have sex! Why? Because it's the late 40s and their beds are separate!

 

 

 
 

 

Surely Mr. C knows she can't hear him. Maybe he implants subliminal thoughts, but that sounds like the sort of subtle game you'd expect from Mr. Tea.

 

 

Once again, a trained professional takes a completely unexpected tack: the lawyer now becomes a coffee castigator. It works! Now the battling couple is blissfuly unconscious for long, contiguous blocks of time, lying inert on different mattresses, untroubled by perception. Thank you Postum!