Is bad news, Natasha. Am seeink poster in station of post office, is you. For Espionage Wanted it is sayink, and shows you in that dress I like with the gold necklace you are wearing now. They are, how you say, on to us. We must lie low, as they say in American gangkster movie.

Fine, Boris. I’ll put on an orange wig.

No, my dahlink. Wig is not enough. Dress in ordinary form. Cover yourself. No necklace.

I love this necklace, and I’m not going to wear a sack cloth! A girl has to have fun while she’s young, doesn’t she?

Oh fine. Here. Take these gun and these stolen papers. But remember: even vhen you are wearingk of the wig, do not sit beneath your wanted poster.

Why?

Is bad luck.