That indistinguishable underwear model is the handsomest indistinguishable underwear model I’ve seen in six pages! Unfortunately, he can’t push sufficient wind over his tongue to issue a single intelligent phoneme, and must communicate his dismay with mute, peculiar expressions, as though she has a fetus growing out of her shoulderblade and it looks like Carrot Top and he doesn't know how quite to broach the subject.

God forbid she should open her mouth, of course. Ladies listen. Whores talk.

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