They’re Kooky! They’re Kicky! They’re Krazy! They made the Monkees look like the Velvet Underground! They’re DC’s attempt to appeal to a segment of their audience that does not exist!

The guitarist on the upper right – the fellow wearing a popover on his head – is some horrible fusion of Mickey Dolenz, Art Metrano and Ben Grimm; like his comrade on the bass, he is playing an instrument whose limited quantity of frets makes it impossible to play most contemporary songs. Perhaps their first manager screwed them out of royalties, and they couldn’t afford the rest of the octave.

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