How I hated this show. And I didn’t even watch it. Just that it existed was sufficient.

The Alf Annual shows how far Marvel fell in the 80s - reduced to crap like this. It probably mortified the artist to have to draw Alf attempting to surf in a birdbath while shouting the catchphrase from another show. Which show? Why, the New Age Melmutant Abstract Turtles, which just makes you head hurt thinking about it.

Just so you know it’s Marvel, ther’es a meaningless image of Spider-Man in the corner, as if to say: “Your guarantee of a dispirited company just going through the motions.”