On the top of the page, the “Rope Trick". It’s a “pantset with daises EMBROIDERED on the rope-trimmed yoke. Rope and self-tie sash. Rope trims sleeve, too!”

It seems like a lot of rope.

Then we have the “Jet Set Wig,” which was named for the look of someone who’s standing behind the exhaust cone of a 747 engine. The other wig, the J-Lo endorsed “Cascade,” has “human hair” – a rather unnerving idea, really; whose hair might it have been? Do they have Hair Centers in Hollywood next to the Plasma Centers?

On the far left, a small bra ad: it’s Farrah Fawcett, practicing her expressions should she land a role that requires her to be slapped, yet look sexy and available.