On the left, Lord Slink from the Planet Mantis puts the move on Loni Anderson.

What is the fellow in the middle doing? Okay, I don’t have breasts, so I’m the man. Got it. I’m the man! Those items, incidentally, had a “Short-enough-to-reach-under hemline,” for those charmingly impatient grabtastic types. Be glad you didn’t live in the Victorian times, when men had to dig a pit and stand there up to their necks to reach under a hemline.