This is not sexy. This is a bad dream. From nowhere comes the serpentine ostrich-neck with its impassive old-man face, silently pulling up the maiden’s skirt because he wants . . . the CHERRY.

I’m serious: your basic Hustler centerfold is healthier than this image. At least it’s more honest.

It makes one wonder: did Art ever do anything normal?

 




Why, yes. As you'll see.