I’ll spare you the next ten pages; the Black Hand tries to wreak evil, and Captain Flag shows up. Dynamite is hurled; the Black Hand is defeated. What then?

As they say in the children’s comics: let’s give him a pirate’s death!

That’s right: they hang him! His legs kick frantically as urine trickles down his shanks and a horrid coil unspools from his robe and hits the deck! But it’s okay, kids: they’re in international waters.

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