Clever lad, Wings – he can calculate the trajectory of a falling object in a second, and conclude it will land on a dog, even though this has probably never happened in the history of crates and puppies. Ever. And if it did fall hard enough to pin the poor creature, well, its last moments on earth were a nightmare of agony as it was jostled up and down en route to the vet.

But soon he was fine! Good as new. But if a dog doesn’t make it, and it seems you’ll have to put him out of his misery, well, don’t go taking up salve-sales, because it would take forever to sell enough Cloverine to get a rod.

Consult your retailer for other fine Winchester products.

More to come next week, and for many weeks after that.