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Yes, kids, attractive, sexually mature peers are laughing at you even when you don’t know it. Just to amuse themselves. They’re laughing at your body, which is FAT AND HILARIOUS.
Good thing there’s boy-girdles available, and hurrah for helpful peers who suggest them by their registered brand names. The girls are certainly impressed now – because you’re thinner, taller, and have aged four years.
How later is this? Same game? The gals are wearing the same clothes, after all. If it is the same game, what are the chances the gals would conclude it’s “the fellow we used to call ‘Tubby.’”? They’d think it was someone else. Tubby, once filed in the “amusing fat guy” category, cannot be dislodged until he shows up at a class reunion in 20 years, fit, rich, with a showgirl on either arm.
Boy oh Boy! It has an actionized back - and moms like the detachable crotch piece!
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