Archaic 18th century military archetype is irritated, despite his name. But at least he doesn't stab the thief to death on the spot. Oh, he says he has to jump later, but no one believes he'll kill the man over the strawberries - er, the Corn-Fetti. He breaks down and invites him to share in a bowl.

What happened to the mate? He got a ship of his own, eventually, and was known as Captain Crunch. If he ruled with a softer touch, well, now you know why.