Yes, women's concerns about food start and end with "attractive." Men just want to plug their guts. Treet will do for both - if you draw a line of deviled cream cheese.

Probably didn't taste too bad, but there's something about mechanically assembled variety meats that come shuddering out of the can wearing a sheet of thin jelly that doesn't always hit the spot. Unless it's wartime. Only if it's wartime.

No, I don't make allowances for Spam. It's Spam.