Two? Looks like six or seven, unless they mean 1) MEAT, and 2) MORE MEAT. You might think that thing in the middle contains vegetables, and it probably does, but I'm sure it's infused with meat somehow.

Read the text: not only do you learn that meat is a great meal for those hot summer days, but you learn how much meat America consumes every day. 18 MILES OF MEAT. And that's not hot dogs - sorry, "hot dogs" - laid end to end, either, but a trainload of meat 18 miles long, which is also the average length of the human digestive system. God bless America.