Yes, ma'am. Everyone's using The Oil. Ever since things got so good, it's been nothing but 'give me more of that Oil!' from folks such as yourself. Some say it's the Oil that's made things so good! Funny thing is, I can't say what things were like before the Oil, can you? S'pose it doesn't matter; what matters is that things are good, and we all have plenty of Oil.

Still, sometimes I wonder if it was always this green, you know? I remember other colors - that is, I remember that there were other colors, but I don't know what they were. I -

Oh - oh

I've a terrible pain in my head, ma'am. I'm afraid I'll have to lay down. No, no, put your purse away. We don't charge for The Oil. Never have.