Now our hero is cooking something else, and he seems no less pissed about the matter. At least he has a new novelty apron, featuring a bulbous, boil-riddled chef whose fingertips were fused together when he picked up a hot piece of meat and the melted skin formed an indissoluble bond.

That crafty OId Master, with his secret ingredients. Salt! Pepper! A Pyrex beaker full of French Dressing!