This one has it all - the best grill, the mismatched gloves, the novelty apron, the faux-brick house, the snappy clothes . . . HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! Now we know why that one fellow was so peevish.

Same guy. Same lawn. Same grill. Same house. Same shirt. Same shoes. Same apron . . .

But he's aged 20 years in a single day.

Meat'll do that to you.

Note: it's worth it.