This guy has it all - sweet modern two-tone turquoise & coral grill, modern suburban house with fake low-maintenance rock front, swell outfit. He even has a novelty apron - this one proclaims him HIS HIGHNESS THE COOK, and has the obligatory dog pun, too. (A “dog” is taking a string of hot “dogs” to the “doghouse.” )

Yet he seems oddly unhappy, suffused with dread.

What could his problem be? Well, let’s see what he’s cooking.