Here's what each page looked like - step by step instructions framed in the comforting shape of the TV screen. How could you go wrong? After all, Walter Cronkite appeared in the exact same space.

This recipe, you might note, adds "the Midas touch," meaning that after your guests have handled the meal, you can melt them down and pour their bodies into ingots. Alchemy: it's the hidden advantage of Gel-Cookery!