If this food was any whiter, it would be wearing pointy hats and burning crosses on the lawns of recipes for black-eyed peas. What’s the secret ingredient? BLEACH?

On top, we have the Fruit Ring Mold with Dressing, perhaps the most nonspecific dish name in memory. Whether it contains more Mold than Fruit is up to you, of course. In the middle, Cheese Aspic. Also known as “A boil on a clown’s arse.” Below, a Cottage Cheese Log. Smeared on the walls, it yields enough light to read by.