From the top! Chicken Curry Salad. The recipe says toss lightly, but I suppose that depends on how much you eat and how bad the cramps get. The item in the middle is the Holiday Salad, although which holiday is best celebrated with tumor-studded Bruise Cake Im not entirely certain. The item on the bottom is well, steel yourself.
Corned Beef Salad Loaf.
I kid you not. Meat Jell-O.