Now, I'm just an old country web-writer with no know-how about the fancy ways of the city, but seems to me that this here pie wouldn't exactly be impromptu, now would it? At least as we simple folk use the term around here, which we don't, on accouta it sounds foreign, and we have a few folk don't cotton to that. Old Tom up on the ridge, for example. He'd just as soon blow your head off as hear you quote a Latin maxim. Calls it "the lingo of the oppressors." Guess he's Gaul. They do hold a mighty grudge.