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But Civilized people can emulate our loincloth-clad brethern, if we follow the NINE RULES.
Rule #1 would seem to be a rather obvious means to avoid costive bowels - It you'd like to Crap, The Crap. It's like saying "To Avoid Hunger, Heed the 'Call of Stomach.'"
Rule #2, of course, was summed up much pithier by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Although the term "Footstool" in this context seems to suggest a rather curious posture. Or perhaps bad aim.
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